I been robbed son! I purchased a $10 money tree from Ikea and placed it on my window sill. This morning I woke up to water the plants and found my $$$ gone! I mean why are you going to steal a $10 tree! It doesn't grow real money!
To the person that stole my money tree, I curse thee! May you suffer for eternity!
Yo JP. I think we should pool our resources and catch these bandits in the act. Floor mats? Trees? What's next? Babies?!?
This means WAR.





